Apparently, people read this on occasion. I suppose that it is my duty to write about hippos and polar bears and cattle in this spot. Hippos have big teeth and are pink and live in mud. Polar bears are blue and fuzzy and happy and live underground. Cows are black and white and happy and nice and soft and live on a sunny farm in California, USA. I hope you're happy with my non-stereotypical descriptions of these quadrupeds. I think I'll go consume some delicious cake with white vanilla frosting and a chocolaty interior. Lord, I'm bored.